...a flow chart to identify if you're British

Trying to understand our national identity outside of closing our eyes and picturing red post boxes and the BBC logo is something the British do, I say, on a regular basis - daily, around 11 o'clock, with a slice of Victoria sponge cake and a cup of tea. But what exactly defines one's nationality? Is it tradition? The food we eat? The customs which we inherit? Three colours on a piece of cloth billowing in a spring breeze? If you're having a national identity crisis, just follow the simple flowchart below.